Tuesday, April 14, 2009

TV Matters: David Shuster Dicks around with the Tea-baggers


In what has to be the most blatant use of sexual innuendo ever captured on MSNBC David Shuster goes after the Tea Bagging movement with several money (shot) quotes. The writers at Countdown, Shuster was subbing in for an absent Keith Olbermann, have taken the blowjob imagery conjured up by the term "tea-bagging" to new heights. Watch the video and cross reference your dick joke counter with the bold-ed items I've cataloged below (me).

It's going to be tea-bagging day for the Right-wing and they are going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities this weekend. And while the parties are essentially toothless the tea-baggers are full-throated about their goals. They want to give President Obama a strong tongue lashing and lick government spending.
...as well as Washington prostitute patron David Vitter, who has issued statements in support of tea-bagging, but who has publicly stayed tight lipped.
...including Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. Both are look forward to an up close and personal taste of tea-bagging themselves...
We can only speculate as to why wide spread teabagging made Cavuto think of the Million Man March, unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto defense, if you are going to coordinate simultaneous tea-bagging all around the country you're gonna need a Dick Armey.

1 comment:

GingerMo said...

Oh. My. God. I just got around to watching this. Sounds like he was close to losing it a couple times, I can't believe they actually put this segment on air. I have a few suggested adds for references though.

1) "that's teabagging in a nutshell."
2) "teabagging is not a spontaneous uprising"
3) "both of whom have firm support"

And then of course that the whole segment is titled "Teabagging Mouthpeices."