Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Poetry Matters: On the Occasion of the 125th Anniversary of Poet Lore

O.B. Hardison Poetry Series 
Poet Lore Celebrates 125 Years of Literary Discovery 
September 15, 2014 
Folger Elizabethan Theatre

On the Occasion of the 125th Anniversary of Poet Lore

Our pens rest quietly atop shuddered Moleskins
As Jody Bolz encounters kindred spirits in ancient volumes 
And Ethelbert Miller extols the nourishment of editing
And Traci Brimhall conjures a forgotten heteronym
And Terrance Hayes dances with James Brown
And Cornelius Eady guards a soggy couch
And Linda Pastan charts a safe path towards death

I should be taking notes 
But the syncopation and the staccato 
Of the music floating from the podium
Eludes notation 

There, a quotation I want to remember
There, a stanza I want to ponder
There, an anecdote I want to re-render

But like a hummingbird hovering at petal's edge 
Each phrase arrests movement
And the surfeited fairy escapes uncaptured

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Music Matters: Lana Del Ray: Born To Die


Lana Del Ray, Born to Die, Interscope Records, 2012
Download Now: Video Games

Lana Del Ray's debut album, "Born to Die," reminds a jaded, pessimistic generation, acutely aware of its civilizations's harbingers of doom, to relax. The album, at it's core, is a Rorschach test that measures the listener's ability to "stop worrying and love the bomb."

Del Ray has created an album that accepts that the end is nigh but refuses to accept hopelessness. It's true that the laconic orchestration that buttresses each track is more "Requiem" than "He is Risen." An ominous church bell rings out in the opening measures of "Video Games," as a few lonely chords drone out of the piano, but then, like a joke in a eulogy, a few strums from the harp subtlety alter the mood.

The lyrics weave the story of a fantasy women who says things like,
"...this is my idea of fun/ Playing video games/It's you, It's you it's all for you / Everything I do. I tell you all the time/Heaven is a place on earth with you/ Tell me all the things you wanna do..."
When I first heard these lyrics I frantically sent the song to a friend and said, "Finally, a love song for the men of our generation." But Del Ray's vocals suggest that my enthusiasm should have been somewhat tempered. While there are moments of loving lilts in her vocalization the artificial echo effect added to her voice creates a sense of distance and her husky nasal tone sounds more resigned than passionate (for more blatant cues see the video above). When the lyrics are examined under this light they seem to suggest that loving a man who loves video games is more best-available-option than first choice, and a militaristic snare drum rift  toward the end of the track signifies that she will march on content in this reality.

But Del Ray is not merely interested in putting a happy face on a less than desirable situation, she is interested in why we buy into the facade. The violin arrangement at the top of "National Anthem," is reminiscent of The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony," a song that laments, "You're a slave to money then you die." Del Ray reframes the sentiment with the lyric, "Money is the reason we exist / Everybody knows this, kiss, kiss." While the tone echoes The Verve's nihilism, there is an undertone of cheekiness that suggests that although we are all hopelessly consumed by masking our problems with money and things, deep down we all know this does not work. In a track entitled "Carmen" the heroine "...doesn't have a problem/ Lying to herself because her liquor's top-shelf," and neither do we.

"Born to Die" is the soundtrack for Millennials who never expected to receive a Social Security check or find more happiness than unboxing a new iThing. We have a keen sense that our money is going to run out and the comfort afforded to us by our stuff will not last. Del Ray reminds us that, while all of that is true, we can always have our "Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice," and laugh in the face of despair.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

YouTube Matters: Heather Traska's A Cappella Disney Song Inspired Masterpiece

Heather Traska is the one-woman a cappella Girl Talk of Disney songs. A star is born.

Predictions: 1) She will get her wish of being on Ellen (Tweet Ellen!); 2) She will be on an episode of Glee and 3) She will be the voice of the next Disney princess (this is obviously the boldness prophecy). My favorite part starts at 2:50 and goes to 4:35 (Let's Get Down to Business, Mulan melting into the greatest Disney song of all time, Reprise to One Jump Ahead, Aladdin). I would have ended the video here, but she's from a younger Disney-movie-watching generation who saw movies like Hercules and Tangled (a movie that brought tears to my 16 year-old brother's eyes because, he said, "Some parts [of Tangled] are just so deep") so she had to pack in more songs.

So, take a trip down memory lane and listen to Heather Traska sing Disney songs like you've never heard them before.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Movie Matters: 10 Things I Hate About You



I just popped in the shiny 10th Anniversary Blu Ray of 10 Things I Hate About You. This is the hands down the best Julie-Stiles-plays-90s-teenager-version-of-a-Shakespearian-heroine movie ever made. 

Couple of great things about the 10th Anniversary edition.
  1. Heath Ledger gets a lot of love on the back cover for being the Joker, which is fair because he got the Oscar and he died a glamorous death of a young famous mega star on the top
  2. Inflation is a bitch. Two movie tickets cost $15 (with popcorn, $53).Verona does all of his dirt for less than $500.00, the cost of an iPad. 
  3. There are so many songs in this movie that I don't remember at all - from the movie, from the radio, from anywhere. 
Quotes that are still really awesome...

"And I'm back in the game"
"Kisses don't keep me elbow deep in placenta."
"Normal? Like those damn Dawson's River kids?"
"And go hear a band that blows by rule?"

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Local News Matters: Starburst Dress




I hope KARE 11 ran this story to make fun of people from Wisconsin, but it doesn't really matter because people out East don't know the difference between Minnesota, Wisconsin or any of the other northern midwestern state. As a kid, I used to save Starburst wrappers and I'm not really sure why. Maybe it was because I was living in Minnesota and during the harsh winter months going outside was not an option and we didn't have cable. I kept my wrappers in a box and organized them by color and that was about it. At least this women made something out of her hoard of wrappers. Mine ended up in a pile of stuff I left in Minnesota before I left for warmer climes.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Movie Matters: 2011 Oscars: And the Nominees Are Alright



First thoughts, Helena Bonham Carter and Geoffrey Rush are geniuses but they got in on the coat tails of Colin Firth's tour de force performance in the "King's Speech."

"The Kids Are All Right" is the perfect portrait of the Whole Foods American family and every Obama voter should go see it right now.

"Inception" was the second most fun I had at the theater last year.

"The Social Network," yawn.

Other thoughts, this is the first time in a long time that a number of the films nominated were released all throughout the year.

Snubs include "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" (Best Adapted Screenplay) and "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" (Best Picture Ever and the most fun I had at the theater this year).

For complete coverage go to the source.

Friday, December 03, 2010

Movie Matters: The Warrior's Way and the Catch Phrase of the Year


Warrior's Way looks over stylized, hackneyed and freaking awesome. During the first 10 seconds of the commercial (not the trailer above) I thought it was for the DVD release of Ninja Assassin but then there was the close up of Geoffrey Rush as his character deadpans, "Ninjas. Damn."

Wow. That may be the catch phrase of the year.

Other contenders for catch phrase of the year:

“Alright you c----, let’s see what you can do” – Hit Girl
“Teach me how to Dougie” – Cali Swag District
“I’m puttin’ this whole town in my rear view” – Doug MacRay

What are some others?